Pass it along, will ya?  (@6monthrule)

Hey…. So no big deal just THE TRAILER FOR MY MOVIE CAME OUT!

Note: The movie also stars other people. Those people are Blayne Weaver, Martin Starr, Dave Foley, Patrick J. Adams, Jaime Pressly, and John Michael Higgins to name a few….

The movie is called “6 Month Rule” and it is premiering at the Austin Film Festival later this month. I AM EXITE!

 What’s the next best thing to meeting Matt Smith and having him tell me he loves me? 

Well, that would be my best friend, Cyrina Fiallo, meeting Matt Smith, freaking out, writing on a napkin and making him take a picture with it. 

Hi, I’m Natalie Morales, and Matt Smith is holding up a sign that says he loves me. 

(Also, if anyone actually knows Matt, tell him I love him too. )

My friend Dave Dowling called me up last Friday and said,

“Hey, so David Lynch is making music now. There’s a contest to make a video for his song. I want to direct it. I want to win. You wanna be in it? “ 

I said yes. So did Brit Morgan.

A warning: This is not an episode of The Middleman. Wendy & Lacey shippers rejoice!

(NSFW- undies & dancing)

Here’s the link…. Vote if you want, please!

http://genero.tv/watch-video/20866/

Hello lovelies. How are you?

I write to you today from the comfort of my warm living room, my cat Axl purring next to me. The sun has begun to set and I have been too lazy to turn on the lights, making me increasingly aware of how much I look like Dr. Claw right now (sans actual claw, of course).  Anyway, let’s get to it.

A few days ago in the twitterverse (@nataliemorales) I mentioned something about having a signed Middleman shirt to give out to you guys. In these recent times of giving thanks, I think of all of you fondly. I am so incredibly appreciative of your liking our little show and having as much fun with it as we did. So, the holidays are around the corner and I want to make good on my promise of giving this away to someone who would really appreciate it. I’m still trying to think of an idea for a sort of contest… but I will have one by the beginning of next week. I will post it here and on twitter- so if you know of anyone who is a fan of the show, or the spouse/friend/mother/aunt/teacher/postperson of a fan of the show… tell them to look out for contest details very soon on either of these sites.

Things I know about it now:

- signed by Javi Grillo-Marxuach (creator), Brit Morgan (Lacey Thornfield), and I (Wendy Watson), maybe more if I can make that happen…

- It’s a girl’s medium, but I don’t think you’d want to wear a signed shirt… so it doesn’t really matter, does it?

- I will personally mail it to you. Doesn’t matter if it’s in the states or not.

so help me get the word out!

thanks. I love you.

gummy worms are nutritious,

no one has a muffin top,

my cat doesn’t poop in my living room every so often,

instrument mastering only requires a deep desire to do so,

the term & place “supper club” doesn’t exist,

anyone can talk to anyone,

milkshakes make your skin look luminescent,

teleportation is cheap & easy,

time travel is possible,

I have a timeshare on Saturn,

there is a pinot noir tree in my backyard,

everyone has a home- especially veterans,

everyone gets a fair shot,

everyone gets to meet their highschool crush again when you turn 25 and you’re hot,

it is common to give flowers to strangers,

some mattress stores sell giant, non-rotting, pitless avocado halves for you to sleep in,

adults realize that small children are more intelligent than they are,

the moon sings in Italian,

there are no octupi - ESPECIALLY not psychic ones,

we solve wars with pillowfights,

no DJ ever says “everybody screeeam!”

animals talk,

candles don’t run out and light themselves automatically when sexy time is about to happen,

Zach Anner has a tv show,

no one wants to be famous,

people don’t tattoo their faces,

bounce houses are readily available at all adult parties,

adult doesn’t automatically mean porn,

no one is embarrassed of their singing voice,

everyone meets their soulmate the second they’re ready to,

soulmates exist,

& pizza is good for you.

Rules are made to be broken.

Pictures from Step Up 3: The Hoops.

Season Finale of The Subpranos (www.thesubpranos.com) Guest Starring me, Julianna Guill & Justin Kirk!